The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Cobra]

Thread tidied there are a myriad of other forums to post about football.

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[badlywornroy]

I went to a veggie restaurant last night for an Errol Brown themed dinner.

It started with a quiche......

 

[Steep]

 

[Nod]

Well, we had a couple of inches, anyway! Just enough to be a PITA.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

"Doctor, is it a boy or a girl?"

"We're not allowed to say - but it's got a c***!"

 

[Tigger.ufo]

"Doctor, is it a boy or a girl?"

"We're not allowed to say - but it's got a c***!"

Very helpful!

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[kendo1]

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Just send a married couple...

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Cobra]

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I "liked it" the first time it was posted, its only fair that I liked it again

 

[Deleted member 68495]

"Doctor, is it a boy or a girl?"

"We're not allowed to say - but it's got a c***!"

Doesn't mean a thing these days.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[gman]

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Graham W]

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"Honest Joe, it was an angel!"

 

[Mag1cp2x]

British scientists have just announced that they have successfully got a car to run on the fermented sap of parsley.
However, the same scientists have failed miserably in getting a train to run on thyme …

 

[Ricardodaforce]

 

[Nod]

"He's NOT the Messiah - he's a VERY naughty boy!"

 

[Norkie]

"He's NOT the Messiah - he's a VERY naughty boy!"

You beat me to it Nod

 

[Tigger.ufo]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The Conservative Party has cancelled its plans to perform a Nativity play due to not having three wise men to call on.


… awaits ‘There, fixed it for you’ edit

 

[ancient_mariner]

The Conservative Party has cancelled its plans to perform a Nativity play due to not having three wise men to call on.


… awaits ‘There, fixed it for you’ edit

Suggestions for the virgin?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The Conservative Party has cancelled its plans to perform a Nativity play due to not having three wise men to call on.


… awaits ‘There, fixed it for you’ edit

Didn’t have long to wait …

 

[D-Mitch]

British scientists have just announced that they have successfully got a car to run on the fermented sap of parsley.
However, the same scientists have failed miserably in getting a train to run on thyme …

If it had worked they would have made a mint.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Didn’t have long to wait …

My apologies if that was not a request.......

 

[Nod]