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Filched from Matt cartoon in the Telegraph.
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I’m not surprised - being clever, relevant and very humorous it wouldn’t have been in The Guardian would it ?
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Math. Aaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
The AA have warned anyone traveling in icy and snowy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads
I felt a right idiot sitting on the bus with all that.
I felt a right idiot sitting on the bus with all that.
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Perhaps they could pop an extra letter in while they're at it.
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(Plastic sturgeon...)
