The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

 

[Deleted member 68495]

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I love this image for one very good reason, 'fewer', not 'less'; there is still hope for well-spoken English.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Very ugly scene last night when my new girlfriend, whose best friend had told her that I was a millionaire, found out that I make hats for a living …

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

I went to a fancy dress party tonight.
The host asked what I'd come as and I said "A werewolf."
He said I was just dressed normally and I said "Well, it's not a full moon."

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

The alternative would be to say "Oh! I'd like a treat, please!" and to take a handful of sweets out of their bucket!

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

 

[Norkie]

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There’s no need to dress up for Hallowe’en Nod

 

[Nod]

White eared elephant for me (with extended forehead!!!)

 

[hunnymonster]

Makes a change from the m-a-n-k-i-n-i - I suppose October just isn't the weather for it

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Just goes to show, gynaecomastia can affect anyone.

 

[Nod]

A mate of mine at school (male) had to have a breast removed due to cancer. AFAIK, he's still around.

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[kennethwfd]

From FB. Fill in the caption yourselves

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Strictly speaking it's a solvent, but booze is a solution.

 

[Nod]

I then pour it between railway tracks (although I'm not allowed to drop my clinkers there...)

 

[badlywornroy]

Let's ban pre-shredded cheese.

Make Britain grate again.

 

[Deleted member 68495]

I can't resist a bargain, must get in quick before it goes up again!

 

[Nod]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]