The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Fuji Dave]

 

[Milo King]

If you have an angry sheep and an angry cow what do you have?





Two animals that are in a baaaad mooood

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

Two things I NEED for the end of the month. (3, if you count the resources drain!)

 

[badlywornroy]

My grandson is 4 years old and learning Spanish but he doesn’t even know the Spanish for “please” which I think is poor for four.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Deleted member 68495]

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I wonder if our redneck friends would appreciate the irony?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Milo King]

I just bought two Dobermans, one name Rolex and other named Timex





They are great watch dogs

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[badlywornroy]

I asked the man from Del Monte which prog rock band he liked best . . . .

 

[lugworm]

I asked the man from Del Monte which prog rock band he liked best . . . .

Pineapple chunks ?

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

 

[Nod]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Milo King]

Why cant your nose be 12 inches long?










Because if it was it would be a foot.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]