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The fact that there's a highway to Hell but only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about
anticipated traffic volumes.
anticipated traffic volumes.
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The new draftee refused to march with his squad. Instead, he rode his invisible motorcycle beside them while making motorcycle noises. After a few weeks of this and several psychiatric exams, he was given a discharge. He rode his Hog to the main gate, propped it up on its invisible stand and walked out. “Hey,” called the gate guard. “You forgot your bike.”
“No,” replied the draftee, “I’m leaving it for the next guy who wants to get out.”
“No,” replied the draftee, “I’m leaving it for the next guy who wants to get out.”
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That's the trouble with those drug themed films - all uppers and downers...
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The man who developed hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died.
R.I.P Scott Chegg
R.I.P Scott Chegg
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."
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After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived: the Aldi manager opened till 2.
