The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[ancient_mariner]

 

[kennethwfd]

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Reminds me of the Matt cartoon "Can a gay bishop go either way?"

 

[VirtualAdept]

Reminds me of the Matt cartoon "Can a gay bishop go either way?"

Surely that should be a bi-shop?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

 

[Graham W]

It's a little known fact that although the Titanic sank over a hundred years ago it's swimming pool is still full of water!

 

[Mountkeen]

I thought I'd try one of these "alternative milks".

I don't know what a Magnesia is, but it made my cornflakes taste horrible.

 

[Mountkeen]

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

Or seen people praying

 

[Baloo]

 

[Tringa]

Reminds me of this one -

A man, going to a fancy dress party dressed as Death, meets Death on the way.

Man : "Are you going to the party too?"

Death : "No, I'm not, but then neither are you."


Dave

 

[Mountkeen]

Can anyone remember that osteopath joke that was posted?

It was about a week back.

 

[Cobra]

Can anyone remember that osteopath joke that was posted?

It was about a week back.

That's you banned from the joke section

 

[Baloo]

That's you banned from the joke section

Did it hit a nerve with you?

 

[ianp5a]

I slipped a disk trying to carry a huge pile of old magazines to the dump. I still have a lot of back issues.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

Did it hit a nerve with you?

Well it is a bit of a bone of contention, a voyage of Discovery as they say.

 

[Pound Coin]

Are we just going to lumbar along until we reach the tail?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Is baloo still trying to get people's backs up?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Steep]

I wish my carbon monoxide detector would stop beeping. It's giving me a headache.

 

[D-Mitch]

My grandparents were called Pearl and Dean, but l called them grandma and grandpa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papapaa.

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[munch]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imJHFpjGojc

 

[Cobra]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imJHFpjGojc

Just remember the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight"
Is just a whim-away a whim-away a whim away ....

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]