The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Spiro Agnew was a famous one and who can forget Virginia Bottomley...
 
Beer pong, anyone?


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An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p***y." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common."
 
As the weather is so hot, I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water?
When he said yes, I drop kicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.
 
"OK, I'm sorry your mother was a spider but a tom's gotta do what a tom's gotta do!"



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My body is a temple unto (?into?) which I must make frequent and generous sacrifices!

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A perfect illustration of the 5 minute rule! (5 seconds would be pushing it to collect it all!!!)
 
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None the wiser TBH! Not sure I'd recognise many British politicians either.
 
Steep said:
That was one of the memes the Republicans made up to discredit Ocasio Cortez. Hundreds of them all meant to make her look stupid.
She's actually one of the brightest of US politicians.
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We do the same with Diane Abbott, we just don't have to try so hard.
 
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