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A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has, getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
 
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But can you smoke on the top deck?
 
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A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
 
I was in the local laundrette at the weekend and got talking to a bloke. He told me he had just bought an iphone 13.
I didn't have the heart to tell him he could have bought a washer and a dryer for less.

Dave
 
Tringa said:
I was in the local laundrette at the weekend and got talking to a bloke. He told me he had just bought an iphone 13.
I didn't have the heart to tell him he could have bought a washer and a dryer for less.

Dave
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Not so much 'kerching' as 'kit~ching' :naughty::coat:
 
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