Putin dies and goes to hell.
After five years Satan gives Putin a day on earth for good behaviour. Putin decides to go to Moscow for a beer.
Whilst enjoying his drink Vlad asks a few questions, “Is Crimea still ours?”, "Yes." replies the barman.
Is the Donbas still ours?”, "Yes." replies the barman again.
Finally Putin asks, "Is Kyiv is ours." to which once more the answer is yes.
A pleased Vlad then asks for the bill and the barman says, " That will be 10 euros please."
Dave