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You do realise that if Björn & Benny
Were called Steve & Dave,
we would be looking at a "super group" called ASDA?
 
This whole thread is slipping through my fingers...
 
AndrewFlannigan said:
Stone me! What a question...
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And I thought you were a *font* of all knowledge ;) You can’t operate one kind if you have MS whereas withe other it’s fine.
 
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sphexx said:
And I thought you were a *font* of all knowledge ;) You can’t operate one kind if you have MS whereas withe other it’s fine.
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...and there was I thinking everyone would get that. It's enough to make me tumble down all over! :naughty: :coat:
 
AndrewFlannigan said:
...and there was I thinking everyone would get that. It's enough to make me tumble down all over! :naughty: :coat:
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I’m not sure if you are serious but I thought it clear that I did get it?
 
Cobra said:
You do realise that if Björn & Benny
Were called Steve & Dave,
we would be looking at a "super group" called ASDA?
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Christine, Katerina, Frederik and Ulrich couldn't decide on their band name...
 
sphexx said:
I’m not sure if you are serious but I thought it clear that I did get it?
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Err.... "The word trebuchet comes from the Middle French verb trebuch, meaning 'to tumble' or 'to fall over,' which is exactly what the throwing arm of a trebuchet does when it is released." :wideyed:

I'll be gettin' me coat... :coat::wideyed:
 
AndrewFlannigan said:
Err.... "The word trebuchet comes from the Middle French verb trebuch, meaning 'to tumble' or 'to fall over,' which is exactly what the throwing arm of a trebuchet does when it is released." :wideyed:

I'll be gettin' me coat... :coat::wideyed:
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I get that it was “...and there was I thinking everyone would get that.”that puzzled me. However O won’t go on about it in case you go ballistic ;).
 
A Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight in the bin.

Next day and day after, he does the same thing.

Eventually, the newsagent snaps. ‘Why DO you do that?’

‘I'm just checking for an obituary.’

‘But obituaries aren't on the front page!’

‘The one I'm looking for will be.’


Dave
 
AndrewFlannigan said:
That's right. Throw stones at a man when he's down! :naughty:
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It’s been bugging me that when I first read “trebuchet” above it was the MS Web typeface that came to mind but I couldn’t think why it was so named, the letters don’t tumble. I’ve just looked it up and the designer named it as appropriate for letters that were going to be ‘hurled’ across the internet :lol:
 
sphexx said:
It’s been bugging me that when I first read “trebuchet” above it was the MS Web typeface that came to mind but I couldn’t think why it was so named, the letters don’t tumble. I’ve just looked it up and the designer named it as appropriate for letters that were going to be ‘hurled’ across the internet :LOL:
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I always thought that ‘Trebuchet’ was French for ‘go and sling your hook’ …
 
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