The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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[D-Mitch]

A ditty from Gilbertovich and Sullivanski

 

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[D-Mitch]

I went to a Hot Chocolate themed picnic yesterday.
It started with a quiche.

 

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[Nod]

I got a clapped out Skoda Estelle for my ex girlfriend. Still reckon I got the best of the deal!

 

[Norkie]

People laugh at Skoda cars, but my Skoda is the 16 valve model!

8 in the engine and 8 in the radio…

 

[Graham W]

I particularly like the heated rear windscreen on my Skoda...it keeps my hands warm when I'm pushing it.

 

[Norkie]

I was quite impressed with the owners manual for my Skoda, it has the bus timetable in it.

 

[welshwizard645]

How does one double the value of a Skoda? Fill the tank.

 

[Nod]

MORE than double at the moment!

 

[sphexx]

How does one double the value of a Skoda? Fill the tank.

I think that joke is a bit out of date currently.

 

[Al1944]

What do you call a Skoda with twin exhausts?

A wheelbarrow.

 

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[saltireblue]

What do you call a convertible Skoda?
A skip...

 

[Mag1cp2x]

A committed vegan once said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting !”
I said, “ People who sell fruit and veg are grocer !”

 

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[the black fox]

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Know the feeling well

 

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[Petrochemist]

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Sorry Nod after your previous post this means nothing.

 

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[Steep]

Ukrainian Marines amphibious landing craft.

 

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The latest Russian equivalent?

 

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