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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I hate to comment in the jokes thread, but in the Tesco/Esso I used last night there was a massive bucket on a table asking for donations in front of all the tills... just before being charged £1.70 per litre.
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went to Morrisons to fill up earlier ,guy on number 3 pump put in £10 ,I thought where's he going pump number 4
Putin went to a fortune-teller.
Putin: "Can you tell me my future?"
Fortune teller: "I can see you riding in a big black car along a long street in Moscow and the sides of the street are filled with hundreds of thousands of cheering , singing and laughing people."
Putin: "Can you see if I am waving my hand?"
Fortune teller: "No, your coffin is closed."
Putin: "Can you tell me my future?"
Fortune teller: "I can see you riding in a big black car along a long street in Moscow and the sides of the street are filled with hundreds of thousands of cheering , singing and laughing people."
Putin: "Can you see if I am waving my hand?"
Fortune teller: "No, your coffin is closed."
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Just been having a clear out at the back of a drawer I found a old petrol cigarette lighter . . £3 to anyone that wants it or £27.50 filled OOPS
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My mate was telling me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said " DIDJA REDO IT.
I said " DIDJA REDO IT.
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I was offered a ‘night of pleasure’ by a very attractive young advertising executive woman in exchange for recommending a certain kind of bathroom cleaning product on my website and Facebook page.
Of course, I declined because of my strong morals and willpower.
Which are every bit as strong as AJAX, the super strong bathroom cleaner - Now available in lemon or vanilla …
Of course, I declined because of my strong morals and willpower.
Which are every bit as strong as AJAX, the super strong bathroom cleaner - Now available in lemon or vanilla …