The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Mag1cp2x]

When I tried to pay for a 12 months gym membership the bank stopped the card and called me to say it had been stolen ..,.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

The Met Office have announced that they are to abolish the current seasons of Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter and replace them with one season called Rain.

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

 

[Earley Man]

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Another one posted as a joke that is far too true to be posted as such. If it were to be posted in a factual forum as a perfect illustration of the way in which both our national and local government departments function, then its accuracy could in no way be contested.

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[badlywornroy]

I accidentally spilled some haemorrhoid cream on my fruit bowl, and now my grapes have disappeared.

 

[Nod]

Why does the operation to remove piles sound like "hammer a dick to me"?

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Sky]

 

[Sky]

 

[Sky]

 

[Sky]

 

[Sky]

 

[Sky]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

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Selfie, Trevor?

 

[sphexx]

 

[Steep]

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Yes it does!

 

[Cobra]