The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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My best mate Nick is the best prankster ever. Every time I come home from work early he's in my wardrobe waiting to jump out on me.

How he sneaks past the wife without her seeing I'll never know..
 
£7.50! to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!!
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I'm glad I never took the grandkids!
 
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Have you noticed how all the best Formula 1 drivers are all named after Scottish towns.

Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine

Stirling Moss
Ayr Toon Centre.
Déjà vu...:giggle:
Isn't it strange that so many F1 Drivers are named after Scottish Towns?
Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine
Ayr Town Centre
 
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, American Archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story was published in the New York Times: "American Archaeologists, find traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians."

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found "absolutely k'all."
Jack therefore concluded that at least 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
 
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