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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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What Classic Meme People Look Like Today
Ever wonder what classic internet meme people look like today? While look no further, we've got many of the most recognizable meme faces here:
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I wouldn't worry about it, in the grand scheme of things, really, it doesn't matter.
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I an renowned for not laughing out loud very much but this...had me chortling muchly.
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There was a snake called Nate.
His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever.
This was no ordinary lever, It was the lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very seriously, he would let nothing get close to the lever.
One day he saw a cloud of dust far off in the distance. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever.
As the dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever Nate saw that it was caused by a huge boulder that was heading straight for the lever !
Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder.
The boulder ran over Nate but he had heroically deflected it and had saved the world.
This has left history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever.
His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever.
This was no ordinary lever, It was the lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very seriously, he would let nothing get close to the lever.
One day he saw a cloud of dust far off in the distance. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever.
As the dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever Nate saw that it was caused by a huge boulder that was heading straight for the lever !
Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder.
The boulder ran over Nate but he had heroically deflected it and had saved the world.
This has left history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever.
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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
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Our lass said she needed a new coat.
What kind I said?
One of those warm animal ones she said.
No problem I said.
Her Donkey jacket should be delivered in time for Xmas.
I hope she likes the colour, I could only get it in black.
What kind I said?
One of those warm animal ones she said.
No problem I said.
Her Donkey jacket should be delivered in time for Xmas.
I hope she likes the colour, I could only get it in black.
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You'll be ok ... black goes with everything.
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The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
