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True story.

My wife and I were window shopping in town. There was another couple a few yards away doing the same thing. The man decided to go into the shop to buy something leaving his other half outside. After a few minutes she decided to crioss the road and went into another shop. The bloke came out and was looking up and down the street wondering where she had got to. I called out "She's crossed over" to which he replied "Oh my God, she was fine five minutes ago!".
 
Al1944 said:
True story.

My wife and I were window shopping in town. There was another couple a few yards away doing the same thing. The man decided to go into the shop to buy something leaving his other half outside. After a few minutes she decided to crioss the road and went into another shop. The bloke came out and was looking up and down the street wondering where she had got to. I called out "She's crossed over" to which he replied "Oh my God, she was fine five minutes ago!".
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A few years back I was in the supermarket and I met someone I worked with. He was always a gloomy sort at the best of times and when I saw him he looked really down. I asked how he was and he sighed and said "I've lost my wife."
I said I was really sorry to hear that and if there was anything I could do to help etc.
He said, "No it's okay, I can see her over at the bakery section."
 
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Because the male pay well for videos (apparently) so it's worth buying some rats and setting them free in a supermarket?
 
Nod said:
Because the male pay well for videos (apparently) so it's worth buying some rats and setting them free in a supermarket?
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That’s what I was wondering :(. It’s not impossible butthe video seems to suggest this person is standing there with his phone when the rats appear. Rats are usually smarter than that. He must have been there with camera ready or they would have been spooked by his movement.
 
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sphexx said:
Any opinion on the video? I thought it a bit fishy.
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More like on the breadline really, but it does take the biscuit ....
( :coat: )

I was trying to get a good look, of them, in one image the one climbing seems to have white socks front paws.
that'll make it a feral rat or even a pet rat, rather than a true wild, could be a "set up" Especially as the end of the video says "We pay cash" for video's.
 
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