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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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See half a dozen posts up ^
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Sorry your delivery was late, this was due to circumstances beyond our control... so get stuffed fat face!
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More cack-handed buffoonery from the Johnson government... they were supposed to call in the Army, not the bloody RAF!
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1. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
2. If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
3. If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
4. If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
5. If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
6. If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
7. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
8. If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
9. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
10. If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
11. If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
12. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?
13. If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
2. If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
3. If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
4. If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
5. If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
6. If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
7. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
8. If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
9. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
10. If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
11. If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
12. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?
13. If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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It's not.
It shows a video clip of what happens in the picture....
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And absolutely horrendous. Not sure it really a “Funnies” candidate
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Not funny at allAnd absolutely horrendous. Not sure it really a “Funnies” candidate
swept under the carpet.
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That is true tbh....And absolutely horrendous. Not sure it really a “Funnies” candidate
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My sister in law?
