The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

It appears to be from the Sunday Sport, so while the story may well exist, its truthfulness is in doubt!!!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Box Brownie]

I do hope that's true, there are so many hidden little Gems ( sorry ) in that story

Nah! not Little but Sweet

 

[Cobra]

Nah! not Little but Sweet

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[Steep]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

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Absolutely terrible ... that cannot go un punished

 

[Nod]

Absolutely terrible ... that cannot go un punished

Oh yes, it can...

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[D-Mitch]

Tip of the Day: If your rice gets wet, you can dry it out by putting it in a bowl of mobile phones.

 

[saltireblue]

This is the birthday card to me from my wife yesterday, on my 69th birthday.
Translation: "You're not old, you are retro"

Well, I found it funny...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic,
But so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Mr Badger]

For sale, theft deterrent signs, £20 each or will swap for a gallon of unleaded.

 

[Petrochemist]

For sale, theft deterrent signs, £20 each or will swap for a gallon of unleaded.

If you're local enough to collect, I'd happily swap a couple of gallons for 2 of those signs. I get unleaded racing fuel samples through work but all our cars use diesel so my stocks are building up towards the limit I can legally store!

 

[Mr Badger]

I get unleaded racing fuel samples through work but all our cars use diesel so my stocks are building up towards the limit I can legally store!

Altogether now.... Miii-iike, and he drove the fastest lawnmower in the west.

 

[Nod]

 

[sphexx]

 

[sphexx]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

This is the birthday card to me from my wife yesterday, on my 69th birthday.
Translation: "You're not old, you are retro"

Well, I found it funny...
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Tillykke

 

[saltireblue]

Tillykke

Takker!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[welshwizard645]

For sale, theft deterrent signs, £20 each or will swap for a gallon of unleaded.

THought crossed my mind - my car is petrol and if someone decided they wanted fuel (parked on road) I'd stick a TDI badge on the back. The steal UL for their diseasel and after a few miles - kerplunk! dead diesel....

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Tori_T]

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