The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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[Cobra]

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[Marc]

 

[Mr Badger]

Apparently there's no truth in the rumour that, on receiving the news that she'd been cleared of breaking the ministerial code, Nicola Sturgeon was hear to shout "Fan Dabi Dozi"

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[badlywornroy]

I bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions read; 'remove cap and push up bottom'. I can't walk properly but when I fart, the room smells sweet.

 

[Cobra]

 

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[Mountkeen]

Somebody swapped my gloves for mittens.

I know who it is but I'm not going to point any fingers

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

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[Cobra]

 

[sirch]

My mate just asked me what ring tone I've got.

I said "I've never really looked but probably light brown."

 

[Gremlin]

 

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Server Hamster]

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Nah, He won't have a leg to stand on.

 

[kendo1]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU

 

[Cobra]

 

[badlywornroy]

The English rugby union has turned down a £40 million sponsorship deal with a leading dog food company. A spokesman stated that having WINALOT emblazoned across their jersey's would just be taking the p**s. !

 

[simon ess]

Two scousers on a first date. The guy asks, "do you like avacado?"

"No," she said, "I 'aven't even passed me test yet."

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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