The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Norkie]

I did think about getting a used bike. But if it isn't in good condition I would need to fork out on repairs.

 

[Norkie]

My neighbour Said he could build me one, but he is a bit of a crank.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Swearies!

 

[Tigger.ufo]

 

[Norkie]

Oh, I see you've got a little tyred of my bicycle jokes eh!

 

[sphexx]

Keep on wheeling out these old jokes.....

And stay on the bottom bracket until you get tired.

 

[Norkie]

Well, I'm appalled at the chain of events here, someone has certainly put a spoke in the works...

Thats all I have to say on the matter.

 

[Cockney]

These bike puns are just going round and round.

 

[broc]

These bike puns are just going round and round.

Re-cycling them perhaps?

 

[Norkie]

Wheelie?

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Nod]

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

Drummers will say "A bassist" and bassists will say "A drummer".

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: "We'd better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

 

[mex]

An oldie but still a goodie.

 

[kendo1]

 

[Steep]

 

[Ricardodaforce]

A friend just sent me this.

It says, first symptoms of the British strain of the virus.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

A friend just sent me this.

It says, first symptoms of the British strain of the virus.


View attachment 307159

Virus must have been around for a lot longer than first thought....

 

[Steep]

I'm signing up to dry January.

 

[Merlin5]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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How else are they supposed to stay on?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]