The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[mikew]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

8am and the neighbour’s banging on the wall and shouting at me to keep the loud moaning noises down while I’m having sex every morning.

If only he knew I’m just trying to put my socks on

 

[carper]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Steep]

Just watched the Oprah Winfrey interview with Lance Armstrong.
He told so many lies that it makes me wonder if he ever did land on the moon.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Tech Support : Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.

Customer : Is that '7' in capital letters?

 

[gman]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

As it's supposed to be a joke thread, am I allowed to post a meme ?

 

[badlywornroy]

Do you remember, before the internet that it was thought that the cause of collective stupidity was the lack of access to information ?

Well . . . . it wasn’t that.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

As it's supposed to be a joke thread, am I allowed to post a meme ?

Back to normality

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Steep]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.''

''You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Nod]

Just about to post similar.

BBC Wales guest goes viral after leaving explicit item in background of news interview | The Independent

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[simon ess]

There's this virus going round that makes some people insane.

Doesn't bother me - I drink bleach.