The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Tech Support.

Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says . . .. 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can't find it!!!
 
Q: What kind of tea do infants drink?

A: Tit-tea.
 
For all of you working from home.

Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince the others in the Zoom meeting that your coffee is hot.
 
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Nod said:
For all of you working from home.

Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince the others in the Zoom meeting that your coffee is hot.
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I still have a bottle of mulled wine left over from Christmas, shame I have no need to meet anyone on Zoom.....
 
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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realised how many proctologists there are on the roads today.
 
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simon ess said:
That Little Johnny really gets around doesn't he.

How many different schools has he been to?

:)
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Lots - he keeps getting "excluded".
 
During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin.
A friend asks "Johnny, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert?"
Johnny replies "I got a ticket from my sister."
The friend asks "and where is your sister?"
Johnny says "Back at home, looking for her ticket."
 
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