The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Mag1cp2x said:
Please be extra careful on the roads over Christmas.
A lot of men have had a particularly difficult time this year and may be drinking even more than usual and getting their wives to drive :cool:
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Good point, but currently the plan is for us to stay at home & both drink more than usual so hopefully we'll avoid the risk.
 
It was Christmas day in the harem,
The eunuchs were standing around
And hundreds of beautiful women
Were stretched out on the ground.
Then in walked the bold, bad Sultan
And gazed on his marbled halls
Saying “What do you want for Christmas boys?”
And the eunuchs answered…
Turkey?
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It drives me nuts!"
 
I'm not going to sodding Torquay!
 
Earley Man said:
Nod, he mentioned suncream, for Torquay at this time of year you need an oilskin and sou'wester.
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I'm still not going!

Well, I might at some point next spring - there's a bike dealer there who sells some electric motorbikes and I fancy a test ride.
 
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