The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[badlywornroy]

Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East.

They should check out Qatar George...

He knows all the Kurds.

 

[Mr Badger]

Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East.

They should check out Qatar George...

He knows all the Kurds.

I've heard Dire Straits and Chris Rea are going to form a band together... fortunately, it's going to be called Chris Straits.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Now known as Dominic Goings.

 

[Mr Badger]

Talking of goings. At hearing the sad news of Des O'Connor's passing, did anyone else get a mental picture of Eric Morecambe sidling up to St Peter on Des' arrival and whispering "Pssst... Don't let him in!" in St Peter's ear?

 

[kendo1]

Sorry, it's a click through, but worth it

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHkg-URIWW5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&fbclid=IwAR2f3hTarFeNADhYRSD5QU_s_pGVw7SdCoyE23sUWyppsGM5KksBBWCxnyo

 

[mikew]

"My old high school friend has lost all his hair these days, but he still keeps his comb in his pocket... he just can't part with it."

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

I've decided I'm having Chicago style pizza for lunch on boxing day,
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Deep pan, crisp and even...


Edited to correct the typo pointed out below!

 

[Cobra]

I've decided I'm having Chicago style pizza for lunch on boxing day,
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Depp pan, crisp and even...

 

[Tigger.ufo]

I've decided I'm having Chicago style pizza for lunch on boxing day,
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Depp pan, crisp and even...

You having Johnny round then ...

 

[Nod]

Oops!!!

Deep, not Depp.

At least a few people saw past the typo.

I'll change it and leave a note!

 

[Steep]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

I ordered a copy of 'How to Communicate With Deaf People' from Amazon.

When the delivery man asked me to sign for it I thought, "Give me a chance, I’ve not bloody read it yet!"

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[Steep]

Was going to mark this NSFW but it's pretty small so...

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mountkeen]

I see Joe Wicks is promoting the new Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.

 

[scottishguy]