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Got to make sure you get the spacing and punctuation right - "The Penis - Mightier than the sword?"
 
Got to be careful with the pronunciation of "penne" too, I'm told - a short "n" could mean you instructing the waiter to stick his member in the oven rather than asking him for a pasta dish...
 
Nod said:
Got to be careful with the pronunciation of "penne" too, I'm told - a short "n" could mean you instructing the waiter to stick his member in the oven rather than asking him for a pasta dish...
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Actually it’s the pronunciation of the Italian for socks you have to be careful with ;). Calze vs cazze.

Penne, AFAIK relates to feathers, ie quills and so to the writing instrument pen.

There’s an hilarious episode of a Keith Floyd cookery program in Provence where he’s discussing with a monk/priest the use of pine nuts in a dish and he mispronounces (I think) “pin” for pine and the monk thinks he’s said “pénis” ... can’t remember the exact scene.
 
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar Bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached
into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
 
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