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Kind of apt :)
Certainly the case for their deliveries to my work location. A whole host of them round Christmas that sat in their local depot for a week then got sent back to the sender.
The local driver delivers to Argos (click & collect) half a mile away, and our site is permanently manned, so I can't see what the problem is.
 
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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
 
I know it's a long shot but does anyone on here have a Trebuchet I that I can borrow?
Strangely enough I do have one, but no you can't borrow it. so perhaps you were right :)
 
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