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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
 
You need an extra pair of underpants and a shower?
 
There was a plane cruising, when the captain announced "This is your captain speaking, we are now cruising at an altitude of......Oh!!....argg!!!...yikes!!!!
Then silence until
"This is your captain speaking, I apologise for the break in transmission, but one of the stewardesses has just spilt coffee all over me. You should see what a mess it has made to the front of my trousers"
A voice shouts from the passenger cabin "You should see what a mess it has made to the rear of mine!"
 
Tori_T said:
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Biter......bit :)

PS makes me think that the lizard shed it's tail when the cat chased & attacked it but the cat still continued its attack.......lizards last resort was to quite literally hang on for 'dear life'.
 
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That's a massive upgrade!!!
 
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So, a new study shows that beeing infected with corona turns you into a die hard for life comunist which is why the contries of the former Sovjet union, China and other communist and socialist countries dont suffer as much as the more liberal democracies in the western world



Well, there is no evidence it doesnt
 
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https://BANNED/michaelfrost6/status/1295340056346058754
 
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