The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Dave *]

 

[Dave *]

 

[Dave *]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[Mr Badger]

What keeps the non-stick coating stuck to a frying pan?

Nothing substantial if it's anything like the one I bought!

 

[Norkie]

And why do Kamikaze pilot's wear crash helmets?

 

[Doc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[carper]

 

[chris954]

 

[munch]

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Variation 754 of the same "joke"

 

[munch]

There are that many snowflakes in this country i've just seen the gritting wagon go past.

 

[chris954]

 

[Mick Gamble]

Zoos finally given go-ahead to reopen, after thousands of furloughed flamingos put their foot down

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

Speaking of statues...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku5TtmODmck

 

[Doc]

 

[Mr Badger]

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That'll have to come down... it sucks!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[mikew]

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That takes care of gold, blue and white people but what about ------------------------

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

That'll have to come down... it sucks!

Actually, it doesn't.....

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Dave *]

 

[Dave *]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[sirch]

My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking. Apparently “Weight Watchers” was not the right answer.

 

[Mr Badger]

When I was I kid I liked george best... but some of my friends preferred zippy.

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]