The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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[Tigger.ufo]

 

[Cobra]

The word of the day is .....

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

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A quick edit of that...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[KMPhoto]

 

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[KMPhoto]

 

[Tringa]

Just found a new app that tells you if your online friends are racist. Its called Facebook.

Dave

 

[Cobra]

 

[Dave *]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[RIR]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[Mr Badger]

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Or...

"Well Mrs Rabbit, your little boy seems to be fit and well, but I fear his twin sister may have a touch of jaundice."

Local GP fails 'duck rabbit' test.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Norkie]

Please use the rear entrance...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Norkie]

I went to the doctors and said that I had 'The green green grass of home' tune stuck in my mind and couldn't get rid of it.

He said" That sounds like the Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is that common?" I asked.

"It's not unusual"

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[Norkie]

What keeps the non-stick coating stuck to a frying pan?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]