The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[hunnymonster]

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[Steep]

Now you tell us.

Works a treat on the Klingons

 

[Nod]

Makes 'em Borgers to shi(f)t though...

 

[Steep]

Contacting the Guinness book of records, this has to be the longest something made in China has ever lasted.

 

[Marc]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Nod]

Yeah but he's obviously got some sort of respiratory problems!

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[Nod]

Reminds me of a poem recited to me by an ex high ranking copper...

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a ruddy great crow
I'd fly over Westminster Palace
And sh!t on the bast@rds below.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

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[mikew]

 

[Nod]

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I'm VERY pleased that she's not! (Neither is he - again, I'm pleased...)

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[sirch]

One of my neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19 and he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators.

I hear he is picking up nicely.

 

[carper]

 

[Cartus]

 

[kendo1]

 

[MatBin]

Reminds me of a poem recited to me by an ex high ranking copper...

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a ruddy great crow
I'd fly over Westminster Palace
And sh!t on the bast@rds below.

I heard that at the Arsenal, about Spurs.

 

[MatBin]

Cat self isolating.

 

[gm43uk]

 

[RIR]

In Tesco yesterday, I saw a little old lady wrestling with a couple of guys for the last of the toilet rolls. So I ran across to help.

She had no chance against the three of us.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Old advert on FB that would be banned today....

 

[the black fox]

Old advert on FB that would be banned today....

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she did have a couple of good points

 

[welshwizard645]

she did have a couple of good points

I wondered what the zoom range was....

 

[mikew]

 

[ancient_mariner]

Old advert on FB that would be banned today....

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What was she advertising?

 

[MatBin]

What was she advertising?

Good point.

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]