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If you receive an email with the subject heading “ding dong” don’t open it. It’s Jehovah’s Witnesses working from home.
 
Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus and staying at home we should focus on inner peace.

To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner p***. An telum u luvum.

And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! [emoji106][emoji873]
 
That's one good thing about closing Mrs Nod's studio - we have plenty of bog roll now! Shame it's the cheap cr@p but it'll do in an emergency.
 
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