The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[chris954]

 

[Marc]

 

[gm43uk]

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There goes your OBE

 

[chris954]

It was never going to happen. Think I ought to avoid driving through tunnels for a while though.

 

[welshwizard645]

It was never going to happen. Think I ought to avoid driving through tunnels for a while though.

Not many white Fiat Unos on the road anymore so I think you are safe.

 

[mikew]

Preparing for self-isolation i haver ordered some T-shirts

 

[Steep]

 

[Phil1974]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[DorsetDude]

With all the football suspended I decided to talk to the missus for once. Turn's out she's been made redundant from Woolworths.

 

[DorsetDude]

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Thats an inappropriate post.

 

[Doc]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Tringa]

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That is so much like our dog. Because one morning he once saw next door's cat sitting in one place in their garden he assumes it will always be there.

Dave

 

[mikew]

That is so much like our dog. Because one morning he once saw next door's cat sitting in one place in their garden he assumes it will always be there.

Dave

He will be right one day, then who will be daft

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Nod]

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That kid is a genius (and the teacher is a moron!)

 

[Doc]

 

[sirch]

I'm stockpiling nasal sprays in case there's a national outbreak of diarrhoea.

 

[Tringa]

He will be right one day, then who will be daft

Too right, Mike.

Every few weeks he see the cat somewhere in its garden and that reinforces he was right all along.

Dave

 

[Doc]

 

[Marc]

 

[kendo1]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]