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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the
head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made
even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies
for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !'
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, 'The word was...
CELEBRATE !!!
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the
head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made
even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies
for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !'
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, 'The word was...
CELEBRATE !!!
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"Great legs!" as I once said to a well-endowed stripper dancing on a tabletop.
"I'm glad you like them", she said.
"Yeah", I answered. "Most tables would have collapsed by now."
I'm due to leave hospital in about a week's time
"I'm glad you like them", she said.
"Yeah", I answered. "Most tables would have collapsed by now."
I'm due to leave hospital in about a week's time
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Not a joke per se.
But I thought it was funny as hell
Watch closely it happens fast
View: https://www.facebook.com/TheBelgianMalinois1/videos/495739851293217/UzpfSTUwOTU3ODQ4ODpWSzozNjcwNDQzNzY5NjY0NTEw/?multi_permalinks=3670032979705589¬if_id=1578860530745332¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic
But I thought it was funny as hell
Watch closely it happens fast
View: https://www.facebook.com/TheBelgianMalinois1/videos/495739851293217/UzpfSTUwOTU3ODQ4ODpWSzozNjcwNDQzNzY5NjY0NTEw/?multi_permalinks=3670032979705589¬if_id=1578860530745332¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic