The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

Animals poop in the sea...

Some f*** in it too!

 

[Deleted member 49428]

And you two can join him for encouraging him

Gonna be quiet in here then, I wanna see it too

 

[Nod]

It's only a cartoon - how offensive could it possibly be?

Anyone remember Jungle Burger?

 

[Cobra]

Gonna be quiet in here then, I wanna see it too

I've no idea what its all about I've never seen South Park.

 

[Cobra]

A topical one

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

People are criticising Gregg's for making an Advent calendar putting a sausage roll in the door of the 25th, saying it's the exact opposite of Lord Jesus.

Well, the exact opposite is Susej Drol, so while it's not exact, it is pretty close..!

 

[Gremlin]

 

[sirch]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[chris954]

And you two can join him for encouraging him

Its not going to happen. We all know the scene.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[gm43uk]

I've just finished reading a book called The Theories and Practice of Constructive Criticism.

It was crap.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

Its not going to happen. We all know the scene.

I've no idea what its all about I've never seen South Park.

Just me then I guess

 

[mikew]

 

[Deleted member 49428]

reminds me of a VERY controversial scene from south park,dont know if I dare post it if its still online.

It is
Ok then here it comes

People who annoy you
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Naggers
I understand your concerns though

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Cobra]

It is
Ok then here it comes

Is that it? Pah! worse than reality TV ( but only just )

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Another niche preference overlooked.

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Tringa]

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Reminds me of the other Star Trek toilet wall joke from years ago.

Captain's Log:
Star date 2289.4
Beamed down for a sh**; no sign of the Klingons.




Dave

 

[sirch]

I've just finished reading a book called The Theories and Practice of Constructive Criticism.

It was crap.

That should be the motto of some people on here

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

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Same as their tables and chairs, they all come with only three legs

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[n0chex]

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit.

We’re going to go on a date next week.

 

[Gremlin]