The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

camerassassin said:
I well remember making toothpaste sandwiches to deal with that sort of lunch problems :D
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Likewise, a nurse fed up from having her milk stolen in the days when it came in glass bottles and was left on the doorstep, injected a solution of Epsom salts into a bottle and left it outside
 
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An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains. As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy." The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common."
 
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Nod said:
Mine used to be but now it's Back in Black.
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Firestarter here. Has been for years.
(Thunderstruck for my golf mates group)
 
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ancient_mariner said:
At a prayer meeting in a church in Bicester around 15 years ago, everything was very quiet when someone's phone announced the arrival of a text with "message from the dark side there is" in a Yoda voice. :coat:
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And that is my text alert to this day (y)
 
Liked and unliked several times!!!
 
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