The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Mountkeen]

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Having threatened to burn her house down if she can’t have the sofa at full price AND refuse to say what the sofa should look like or what it’s made of AND insist that her family should have no say in it.

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[Earley Man]

See in a cafe on The Lizard in Cornwall.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[DavieW]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[the black fox]

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most of them women

 

[Cobra]

 

[Tori_T]

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[camerassassin]

 

[Petrochemist]

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I might struggle next year with this!

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about...

 

[john.margetts]

 

[KMPhoto]

Took me a couple of looks to work it out

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Took me a couple of looks to work it out

I must be thick 'coz I'm not getting it

 

[KMPhoto]

"Say what you see" as the gameshow"Catch phrase" said...

 

[Big Andy]

I must be thick 'coz I'm not getting it

Spring is just around the corner.

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

Apparently, North Korea has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.
If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

 

[n0chex]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[kendo1]

groan

 

[Cobra]

xx

Bum Tish!
are you here all week?

 

[Nod]

Not if you use Mark's special hammer!!!

 

[Farmerjim]

Bum Tish!
are you here all week?

All week

 

[Cobra]

All week

b****r

 

[Nod]

All week

Good job the week ends soon?

 

[Farmerjim]

Good job the week ends soon?

I didn't say one week only. I'm here for the season.