The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[kennethwfd]

 

[reheat module]

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Just the one wagon? - I'd expect a freight train with that cargo !

 

[mikew]

 

[MatBin]

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Hope the gun doesnt go off, the bloke behind Del Boy wont like it a lot.

 

[Steep]

Drones spotted at Inverness Airport

 

[Steep]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

If the site breaks over the hols,you all know why

 

[Cobra]

If the site breaks over the hols,you all know why

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That lazy SOB! @Server Hamster ! get off yer arse and do something!

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[kendo1]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Steep]

 

[ancient_mariner]

Just take this at face value, OK? It's ONLY intended as a joke.

 

[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Marc]

 

[Marc]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[DavieW]

 

[camerassassin]

Amazon strikes again

 

[Doc]

As a plane is coming into land the captain comes on the intercom as says"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we hope you have enjoyed your flight and wish you all a wonderful holiday " the captain forgets to turn off the intercom and the co-pilot asks him "What you doing after we land he replies " First of all I'm going to have a dump and then I'm going to give the stewardess with the big tits the best 30 seconds she's every had" the stewardess in question is not well pleased so starts to run towards the cockpit absolutely fuming as she's running down the aisle she trips over an old lady's walking stick and goes flying, the old lady bends down and says to the stewardess "No need to rush my love he's having a dump first"

 

[Doc]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mr Badger]

That lazy SOB! @Server Hamster ! get off yer arse and do something!

And 'something' does not include nibbling nearby wiring... and no, plastic insulation does not taste of hazelnuts!