The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

A duck went into a shop to buy some lipstick, at the checkout the cashier said "that's £3 please" the duck replied "will you put it on my bill"
 
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Two Blue Buckets.
 
Wifey has just said to me...

"Where's the TV remote control?”

I said. "It’s where Liverpool is now”

She replied "Where’s that?”

I said. "On top of the table."
 
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Steep said:
Walking home past the cemetery last night, 3 young girls came up to me and said they were scared to walk past the cemetery in the dark so I said no problem, you can walk with me.
I totally understand you being scared, it used to freak me out too when I was alive.

Never seen anyone run as fast as those girls!
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Cobra said:
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LOL! I haven't laughed so much since August 21st.
 
ianp5a said:
LOL! I haven't laughed so much since August 21st.
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Yeah but mine is prettier, I'd even go so far as to say its Art for arts sake :thumbs:
 
Cobra said:
Yeah but mine is prettier, I'd even go so far as to say its Art for arts sake (y)
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Whereas mine is literature cos I tiped it :P
 
The Cast of The Magnificent Seven were invited to appear in a lucrative series of adverts for aftershave to be filmed in Liverpool, but only six of them would do it.

Yul never wore cologne...
 
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