The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

A bloke walks into a bar with a cod under his arm.
He says to the barman "Do you serve fish cakes in here?"
The barman replies "No, we don't"
The bloke says "That's a shame, it's his birthday today".
 
Cobra said:
Darwinism at its finest (y)
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There was one of the homes abroad programmes on the box a short while ago and one of the properties had a washing machine beside the bath.
 
Steep said:
Walking home past the cemetery last night, 3 young girls came up to me and said they were scared to walk past the cemetery in the dark so I said no problem, you can walk with me.
I totally understand you being scared, it used to freak me out too when I was alive.

Never seen anyone run as fast as those girls!
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A chap took s short cut through a graveyard and fell into a newly dug grave. He tried to get out, gave up and waited for daylight
Someone else took the same route and fell into the grave
So the first chap advises the second "You won't get out of here"
Yes, he did
 
Marc said:
AS A PINK FLOYD FAN, NOTHING INFURIATES ME MORE THAN THAT JOKE BEING ON THE WRONG ALBUM COVER


;)
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I just steal em and post em, I don't make em up :P
 
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