The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

What you can't see is that Oliver is having his temperature taken by a vet who is just out of shot...

 

[Nod]

(And it's a good job I read that before posting since I had made a typo in the last word, putting an I in place of the O...)

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not yet offended
Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[sirch]

My wife isn't talking to me, she said I ruined her birthday.



I don't know how, I didn't even know it was her birthday!

 

[Graham]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mex]

I bought my wife a new bag and belt for her birthday, thankfully she can carry on and finish the hoovering.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

Global warming thoughts

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Marc]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

 

[Steep]

 

[sirch]

Couldn't believe my luck last night. I met this beautiful blonde in the pub and she said she'd show me a really good time.



When we got outside she did the 100 meters in 9.68 seconds.

 

[Mountkeen]

I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen…

I can just feel it...

 

[Cagey75]

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

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Love it

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

Breaking - In denying that MI6 are spying on the EU, a foreign office spokesman states "The UK government are categorically not using any intelligence during the EU negotiations"

 

[omens]

Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

I'm ashamed to say that took me much longer than it should have to get.