The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Mountkeen]

 

[MatBin]

Latvian man carrying corpse of dead son and potato arrive at river with his dog. Using boat, can only cross river with two items. If leave dog with potato or corpse of dead son, dog will eat.
Also boat have leak.

Put dog in boat and go home.

 

[Cobra]

Talking of potatoes ...

 

[Uncle Fester]

I thought Tinkerbell spent her time in Pixie Hollow and not Furry Hollow....

 

[camerassassin]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

 

[Cobra]

"Wow, look at that "S" car go!

 

[Gremlin]

 

[n0chex]

 

[Steep]

Tum tum tee tum
Tum tum tee tum
Tum tum te tum te tum tee tumm..

I never knew the Croatians invented football?

/runs

 

[Steep]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

The Japanese actually made a van shaped like a snail and called an S-Cargo..

 

[Steep]

If you're a plastic chair in Moscow this evening, please contact a loved one and let them know you're safe

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

I've always wanted to paint a sports car to look like a snail with a big "S" on the top. I'd drive around really fast and people would say, "Wow, look at that "S" car go!

they did that joke in trading places...back in the 80's


it wasnt funny then

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

they did that joke in trading places...back in the 80's

Some of us are too young to remember it first time around

You mean the players and associated "helpers" are staying out there?

 

[chris954]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Doc]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[n0chex]

 

[n0chex]

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[sirch]

I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're asleep or awake. Or if you operated on the right patient.

 

[sirch]

I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

[Mr Badger]

Last Christmas I went on a ballooning holiday – I put on four stone.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Hugh Jarse]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kendo1]

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Looks almost Stormy...

 

[Cobra]

Looks almost Stormy...

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Server Hamster]

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Cobra will be round there trying to get a cob shot.

 

[Gremlin]

Cobra will be round there trying to get a cob shot.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]