The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cunobelin]

Apologies to all our Norwegian guests, but when I spotted this ferry in Stavanger harbour, I couldn't help but have a slight childish giggle

 

[kendo1]

 

[Steep]

Puke Puke Walloper too, Custard dribbling Trump.

 

[Steep]

Just heard Neymar has been offered a rolling contract by PSG.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[n0chex]

 

[Cartus]

View attachment 129983

Please see post 5783

 

[Cobra]

Please see post 5783

That was 5 months ago and a different image

 

[Nod]

View attachment 129941

Waddayou expect from a joke ripped off from radio 2?

Apologies to all our Norwegian guests, but when I spotted this ferry in Stavanger harbour, I couldn't help but have a slight childish giggle

View attachment 129944

I wonder if they echo...o...o...o...

View attachment 129952

A 21 bum salute (particularly appropriate if combined with fjord trumps?)

 

[Graham]

Do you think that they will roll out the red carpet when Neymar arrives back [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[kendo1]

Do you think that they will roll out the red carpet when Neymar arrives back [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

... and play Rick Astley

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[kendo1]

What dress?
I didn't notice...

 

[omens]

View attachment 130008

That's a blast from the past. There were pics of her all over the internet about 10 years ago.

 

[Cobra]

That's a blast from the past. There were pics of her all over the internet about 10 years ago.

Some of us are too young to remember them the first time around

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[n0chex]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

Progression through marraige

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kendo1]

Good grief

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Marc]

 

[mikew]

Chinese car transporter

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

Seen in a Dundee bakery.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Seen in a Dundee bakery.

View attachment 130134

Donald likes his tarts, does he ?

 

[Steep]

Is it bad of me to want to eat Donald's face?

 

[Nod]

Not as bad as me wanting to leave a smooth brown cup-cake topping on it...

 

[Cobra]

cat-echism?

 

[Doc]

 

[DorsetDude]

Latvian man carrying corpse of dead son and potato arrive at river with his dog. Using boat, can only cross river with two items. If leave dog with potato or corpse of dead son, dog will eat.
Also boat have leak.