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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do women get married in white?
cos it matches the kitchen appliances.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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Why was my post removed?!
Why was my post removed?!
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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, ‘When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. Don’t love me anymore?’
‘Nonsense, darling,’ replied the husband, ‘you just cook better now.’
‘Nonsense, darling,’ replied the husband, ‘you just cook better now.’
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Johnny is playing in his grandparent's garden, turns over a stone finds a worm and pulls it out of its hole
Grandpa bets him £2 that he can't put it back
Johnny goes to the bathroom for a can of hair lacquer
Half a hour later, Grandpa admits he has won the bet and gives him £2...and £10 from Grandma
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And bearing mind that any 'intelligent; signals should we ever actually receive any will be many 100,000's to millions of years old....................that will really show what "newborns" we are in the terms of the age of the Universe ~ potentially humbling isn't it...............but not if you are Donald Trump
But of course he is not the sharpest knife in the box
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Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night. Moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the wall!......Turns out her elderly mother had fallen over and was knocking on the wall with her stick for help.
Feel a bit guilty about the w
k now.
I'll get me coat.
Feel a bit guilty about the w
k now.I'll get me coat.