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A song for Boris

"I want the votes of gammon people
I want to do whatever gammon people do
I want to sleep with gammmon people
I want to sleep with gammon people like you"

Are you sure you want to live like gammon people?
You want to see whatever gammon people see
You want to sleep with gammon people
You want to sleep with gammon people like me.

You'll never live like gammon people
You'll never do whatever gammon people do
You'll never fail like gammon people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And drink and blame the EU
Because there's nothing else to do

String along the gammon people
String them along it might just get you through
Laugh along with the gammon people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
Because you think that poor is cool..

Mathew Hankins on Twitter.
 
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Cobra said:
I'm only on a couple, but people send me stuff from other groups ..


Talking of being sent stuff, this is the weirdest thing I've been sent,
Its not really safe for work ..
But if you insist on clicking on it, make sure you watch it all, right to the credits.
It does make you wonder what the originator was searching for when he came across it though ..
Oh and sound on, it has a catchy tune (y)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FpdOm4_2I
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Sod you cobra I really have got that tune going round in my head ,never be able to look a sheep in the face again
 
the black fox said:
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Sod you cobra I really have got that tune going round in my head ,never be able to look a sheep in the face again
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It’s not the sheep’s face the wader legging wearers care about......
 
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Neither but then again, it doesn't sound like either to me either!
 
I hear lolo lolo lolo
 
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred quid. If youve got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “£100.”
He says, “Sorry, all I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
“A hand job”, Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees.
She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this real whopper... She stares at it for a minute, and then says,
“I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy £70?”
 
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Cobra said:
I'm only on a couple, but people send me stuff from other groups ..


Talking of being sent stuff, this is the weirdest thing I've been sent,
Its not really safe for work ..
But if you insist on clicking on it, make sure you watch it all, right to the credits.
It does make you wonder what the originator was searching for when he came across it though ..
Oh and sound on, it has a catchy tune (y)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FpdOm4_2I
Click to expand...


WTAF?!?

Catchy music though doo-di-do-di-do-di-doo-do :woot:
 
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