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Holy s***, Batman! 7 weeks without a dump! No wonder the suspect's been taken to hospital.
 
Not a joke this, a few years ago a lady bought a 10lt tub of paint from my depot, i took the money and said if you hang on a moment i will carry it out for you.

Well she turned nasty and even abusive and said would you say that if i was a man or is it because ime just a weak woman,F--- of bitch came to mind but you cant allways say what you think.
 
ianp5a said:
It is a day for blokes everywhere to go out and show their appreciation for women?
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I've received a message from a woman's organisation saying they're going to drive down and sort me out for my IW Day post - fortunately none of them can read a map
 
Mag1cp2x said:
I've received a message from a woman's organisation saying they're going to drive down and sort me out for my IW Day post - fortunately none of them can read a map
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Careful - they're often happy to stop and ask for directions...
 
Yesterday's International Women's Day raised many important issues such as men's misunderstandings of what women are capable of.
Take for example the false assumption that all women can multitask - as proven yesterday when I asked my wife to sit down and shut up ...
 
"Have you heard about Bill?"
"No, what's happened to him"?
"He was working in a photography warehouse and the doors of a shipping container burst open and buried him in boxes of 120 roll film"
"Blimey, was he hurt"?
"No, just overcome with emulsion".

:D Oh, please yerselves! :coat:
 
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Nod said:
It's a him giving... ;)
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Look like a short skirt and long hair to me ....
Still, in these days of "gender neutral" who knows for sure?
 
Cobra said:
Look like a short skirt and long hair to me ....
Still, in these days of "gender neutral" who knows for sure?
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Ladyboy?
 
The statue is called the Divine Servant and depicts a well known carpenter washing someone's feet. On of the sculptors other works is called the Coming King...
 
Nod said:
The statue is called the Divine Servant and depicts a well known carpenter washing someone's feet. On of the sculptors other works is called the Coming King...
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There is always someone ready to dissect a joke to kill it, its called a, well you guess, all the clues are here
 
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