The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

To get back on track,

A Priest is driving down a country road when he comes across a pig lying dead in the road.

He contacts the police to inform them of his find.

The cocky desk sergeant laughed and said "Did you give it the last rites?"

"No" said the priest, "I thought I’d inform his next of kin first".
 
Can you believe it £2:50 to blow my tyres up at a petrol station in Daventry....

Oh well that's inflation for you.
 
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Just gave the cat a quick brush and the pad of hair reminded me of someone. I suppose it would also work for BoJo if I had a peach rather than a tangerine!

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Nod said:
Just gave the cat a quick brush and the pad of hair reminded me of someone. I suppose it would also work for BoJo if I had a peach rather than a tangerine!

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It would probably do a much better job than the person it resembles.
 
When I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, "Now, that's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him."
 
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When you've googled it, tell us what he means. I'm bu99ered if I'm googling it! :P
 
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