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Thank you for soothing my soul, Christopher!
Indeed, thank you for being the Preparation H of the forum, soothing ALL our souls...
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Whoooooooosh!
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He didnt even need to duck!
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A Rochdale man has become the first Rochdale resident to go into space.
Ted Skeat, 48 achieved the feat by tailgating a Tesla car on the back of a rocket Elon Musk sent into space this week.
A spokesman for SpaceX said, “We got this strange signal just after takeoff. We thought it might be space debris or aliens. When we turned the camera around we saw a black Audi flashing its headlights at us.
After 27,000 miles it undertook us on the approach to low Earth orbit. As it came past the driver could be seen waving his hands and calling us w******s. He wasn’t even indicating.”
Ted Skeat said, “I don’t care if you are driving the most powerful privately built rocket in the history of space travel. If you’re in front of me I’m overtaking you.”
Ted Skeat, 48 achieved the feat by tailgating a Tesla car on the back of a rocket Elon Musk sent into space this week.
A spokesman for SpaceX said, “We got this strange signal just after takeoff. We thought it might be space debris or aliens. When we turned the camera around we saw a black Audi flashing its headlights at us.
After 27,000 miles it undertook us on the approach to low Earth orbit. As it came past the driver could be seen waving his hands and calling us w******s. He wasn’t even indicating.”
Ted Skeat said, “I don’t care if you are driving the most powerful privately built rocket in the history of space travel. If you’re in front of me I’m overtaking you.”
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Can’t wipe that smile off Elon musk face , two dead hookers in the boot of the car he has just launched into space for a million years
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A bit drastic, perhaps Gregor Townsend could just have left them on the bench, but here's the new team selection for the France game -
https://www.sixnationsrugby.com/en/news/32481.php
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Oh, I'm sure it was just a dummy in that car you launched into space. My wife thought it was terrific, she's a real space buff...anyway Mr Musk, I won't trouble you again, there's certainly nothing suspicious here...
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Oh, I'm sure it was just a dummy in that car you launched into space. My wife thought it was terrific, she's a real space buff...anyway Mr Musk, I won't trouble you again, there's certainly nothing suspicious here...
(I bet there are a lot that don't get that
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