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When Students took the exam for medical school they were perplexed by this question:

"Rearrange the letters (P.N.E.S.I) to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect"

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors.

The rest are in parliament.
 
mikew said:
When Students took the exam for medical school they were perplexed by this question:

"Rearrange the letters (P.N.E.S.I) to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect"

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors.

The rest are in parliament.
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:lol:. but what about Dr Liam Fox............!
 
My wife just turned to me and said, "You weren't even listening were you?"

I thought, "That's a strange way to start a conversation."
 
Skyline said:
Looks like to many people are using the tradesman's entrance.
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Wont that be the Vicar ................................. bye!
 
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Thanks for posting that Kodiak. A close run thing to start with, but what an amazing spectacle to see someone fringing the ring like that, particularly after the opposing mooser changed the pattern just three flings beforehand. You don't often see play like that, and he finished on a yellow! Simply top hole. (y)
 
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Kodiak Qc said:
I did not understand the game in any way nor your
reply… Glad you had fun. :p
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Kodiak,

Both the video and Mr Badger's reply are beautiful examples of the British sense of humour, which is one of those things which, like an unknown language, makes no sense at all to those not familiar with it. Unfortunately it is now dying out due to the puritanical attitude of the P.C. (Politically Correct) zealots, who having no sense of humour themselves, are determined to destroy it because they will not tolerate anything that may possibly offend anyone in any way at all.
 
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Earley Man said:
one of those things which, like an unknown language, makes no sense at all to those not familiar with it.
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Thank you for soothing my soul, Christopher! :cool:
 
Mr Badger said:
Thanks for posting that Kodiak. A close run thing to start with, but what an amazing spectacle to see someone fringing the ring like that, particularly after the opposing mooser changed the pattern just three flings beforehand. You don't often see play like that, and he finished on a yellow! Simply top hole. (y)
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Quality!!!! (y)
 
DorsetDude said:
Has someone hacked the jokes thread?
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It would seem that Jiskefet is a poor attempt at pythonesque humour ...
Proving once again that Germans have no sense of humour ;)

Jiskefet was a humorous, absurdist series broadcast by the VPRO from 1990 to 2005. The word "jiskefet" is Frisian for "trash" and was concocted as a title by the director of the first hour, Pieter Verhoeff. The series was made by Kees Prins, Michiel Romeyn and Herman Koch
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The comments on YouTube are quality too.

Samples:
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Cobra said:
It would seem that Jiskefet is a poor attempt at pythonesque humour ...
Proving once again that Germans have no sense of humour ;)
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I don't want to upset a Mod, but the Frisian Islands are Dutch, as are the four people mentioned, which would account for my mistaking it for British humour. In my time I've travelled quite a bit of of the world and the Dutch sense of humour is the closest, with the exception of Australia and New Zealand for obvious reasons, to native British humour that I've encountered.
 
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Earley Man said:
I don't want to upset a Mod,
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Why not everyone else does / likes to :D

Earley Man said:
but the Frisian Islands are Dutch, as are the four people mentioned
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Ah ok, my bad,
I read "The Frisians are a Germanic ethnic group indigenous to the coastal parts of the Netherlands and northwestern Germany"

And miss-interpreted it :thumbs: .
 
How about a joke to buck the trend... ooooOOOOOOooooo ;)

The wife's leaving me because she says Im obsessed with the solar system. What planet is she on?!
 
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