The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Tori_T said:
She's not my kitty; I found her adventuring over here, and grabbed the camera bag shot for the funnies.
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Oh, shame. Still, she seems to have her own Instagram channel here so my wish to see more of the cat has been satisfied.
 
I used to work in B&Q, one day a customer came up to me and said "I want to build a display case for my wife."
I looked at him and said "You must be very proud of her."
 
Oh come on. Joseph wasn't the father, she was visited by 'the holy spirit' and then three 'wise men' turn up with gifts

it's almost the plot of Mama Mia :D
 
Byker28i said:
I think you need to step away from the day time TV
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Never watch it ...
I hardly ever watch TV at all TBH, there is far more comedy on "here" than any other channels can supply :thumbs:
 
I don't get all this fuss about GM foods, I just had the best leg of Salmon ever.
 
My very good mate Gav’ died today.......

Mixed up his meds’ and accidentally overdosed on heartburn tablets.











I can’t believe Gavisgon
 
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.

“Wonderful,” says the mother. “What part is it?”

The boy says, “I play the part of the Scottish husband!”

The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.
 
Byker28i said:
Roads and shops are empty this morning where I am.
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Not bothered to find out, I'm organised and have been for a couple of days :thumbs:
 
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