The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Gremlin]

@Server Hamster you need one of these

and don't let that snakey creature ( @Cobra ) even think about "meals on wheels" even if he is old enough the get them

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

That'll be me

even if he is old enough the get them

Git

 

[Gremlin]

That'll be me


Git

PMSL x2

 

[Farmerjim]

I had to look at this more than twice!

 

[Steep]

First picture of the total eclipse

 

[gm43uk]

A brief guide to eclipses

 

[omens]

I had to look at this more than twice!

I had to look twice just to see what was wrong!

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[ianp5a]

Oh! In that case:

 

[ianp5a]

The original German Railways image showed her placing a coffee on his table. But was cut due to space limitations.

It reads: "1st class. Now more comfort and a more personal service".

He seems happy with that.

 

[DorsetDude]

Did someone mention lowering the tone?:

 

[Mountkeen]

we seem to have a bit of a theme......................here's another.....

 

[the black fox]

we seem to have a bit of a theme......................here's another.....

BET DONALD TRUMP HAD ONE AS DID MOST OF THE KENNEDY CLAN

 

[gm43uk]

Getting a dog really changed my life. Before I got one, I was just that bloke in the park who threw sticks and shouted "Who's a good boy?"

 

[Mark twiglet]

 

[welshwizard645]

I had to look twice just to see what was wrong!

I'm lost apart from the curtains defying gravity...whose curtains hang like that?

 

[mikew]

 

[Cartus]

I'm lost apart from the curtains defying gravity...whose curtains hang like that?

Try looking at a larger screen or one with greater definition and it becomes..quite apparent

 

[Cobra]

Try looking at a larger screen or one with greater definition and it becomes..quite apparent

Nope, still cant see it ???

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

Nope, still cant see it ???

Look at her glass and work your way up!

 

[Cobra]

Look at her glass and work your way up!

Its obviously blindingly obvious, but still no ...

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

Its obviously blindingly obvious, but still no ...

Bloody hell her arm looks like a dick

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

Bloody hell her arm looks like a dick

Its not that obvious. But I can finally see it

 

[KMPhoto]

Its not that obvious. But I can finally see it

To the pure of mind, all things are pure [emoji6]

 

[Cobra]

To the pure of mind, all things are pure

Yeah that'll be it

 

[Doc]

View attachment 108964

 

[Mark twiglet]

Look at her glass and work your way up!

I saw it straight away on small phone screen but on PC...... it doesn't have same effect.....

 

[Mountkeen]

Meanwhile in Dundee...............................

 

[Cobra]

I saw it straight away on small phone screen but on PC...... it doesn't have same effect.....

I tried both and still didn't see it until it was spelt out

 

[Nod]

See. Ohh. Sea. 'Kay?

FWIW, Mrs Nod didn't recognise it either - not used to seeing one that small?

 

[ianp5a]

The man who predicted inventive text has just died.